I'm about to launch a crusade to have the word 'instant' removed from the dictionary. Let me explain my motivation.
Way too often I overhear conversations that suggest that an eager gardener is about to transform the local equivalent of the Amazon jungle into a timeless, manicured landscape treasure in a single afternoon.
In this political season I may have spun that last paragraph a bit too tight, but I hope you get the picture. Good gardens evolve over time. Any time I have tried to rush the effort I've paid the price with at least a lot of extra maintenance.
Before you think about good plants, you should think about the bad ones. What are you going to do about the weeds? In problem areas, adequate weed suppression can take a full season. One spray or one cultivation won't do it. Smothering them with a cover for a season works well.
After a bit of spot spraying, a lot of hand pulling and a modest amount of mulch, most of my beds are relatively low maintenance. My wife might claim I hold that opinion because she does most of that work.
On the other hand, my vegetable garden, which also gets cultivated, still seems to house an unlimited supply of weed seeds.
The second fault with instant, is plant selection.
After a several years of thinking, I spent big bucks to buy two Japanese Maples to straddle the walk leading to my front door. Since they are very slow growing, I bought plants that had been growing for some years. That was three summers ago.
The first year was spent worrying that they were going to die. Since I knew that maples generally do not like excess water, I resisted the temptation to help them die by drowning.
A year later they looked better, but I was still afraid to measure their progress because I suspect that the tape measure would show them shorter than when I planted them. Despite the fact I wrapped then for the winter, I got some tip dieback. Daughter Kris even started to question my selection wisdom.
Finally, in year three I see reasonable new growth and the fullness that I had hoped for.
I'll share an industry secret. In the spring you can take many five-cent perennials, put them in a larger pot and have a ten-cent perennial in a month or less. Since you won't find five-cent perennials, I'll let you think about the arithmetic.
Done thinking. That could be two dollar to four dollar, five dollar to 10 dollar or 10 dollar to 20 dollar. The same thing will happen in your garden, and you will have money for more plants or gas to go get them.
With woodies, of course the clock slows down, but you will be shocked about how short the catch up time is.
If my crusade fails, perhaps we can slow the pace of instant and make it more fun, relaxing and leisurely. That's all our gardens really owe us.

